Get to know me!
Chinese Proverb
I'm basically a one-woman sitcom here!
Picture this: I'm a single mom wrangling three teenagers, and trust me, it's like trying to juggle flaming swords while riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a pit of hungry alligators. 🤹♀️
A huge Disney fanatic, who, if I had a nickel for every time I've sung "Never Had A Friend Like Me", I'd probably have enough to buy all of Agrabah by now. 🏰
Oh, and glitter and pink? Those are practically my life's essence. My ultimate dream is to be so glittery and pink that even my ashes will sparkle and shimmer like a disco ball at a unicorn's birthday party. ✨🦄
I've got this "boss lady" persona going on, fueled entirely by caffeine and sheer determination. If you ever catch me without a coffee in hand, call 911 immediately because that's a crisis situation. ☕
So, there you have it, a single mom who's Disney-obsessed, powered by caffeine, and planning to go out in a blaze of glittery pink glory. Life's a rollercoaster, and I'm just trying to ride it with style! 🎢💖✨
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